The King of the Hill boss minigame was added in the ALPHA Stage. The boss starts with players spawning in at the bottom of the pyramid with Frying Pans. At the top of the hill is the trigger that determines who is the king of the hill. Whoever is at the top is considered king. The game goes on for about a minute, and then whoever is the current king wins. If nobody is king, nobody wins.
- Waiting until the game nearly ends and going to the top of the hill may be a good strategy.
- There is clipping around the map, don't worry about falling off and dying.
- On release, there was originally no clipping around the map.
- Originally players were given Weak Pans, but were later given regular Frying Pans when clipping was added.